what are robots? WHAT IS CHRISTIANITY?

[auto_destruct]

me [10:58 AM]
when's he starting?

marie [10:58 AM]
"soon"
[10:58]
[sends me a creepy af robot gif]

marie [10:58 AM]
farzad seems less creepy than that robot

me [10:58 AM]
I hope so
[10:59]
there is room for only one creepy robot in this company

[a few more moments of giphying 'creepy robot']

me [10:59 AM]
...how have we never giphyed this before??

marie [10:59 AM]
why are they both children???

me [10:59 AM]
because children are terrifying

marie [10:59 AM]
we have a lot of questions





marie [11:04 AM]
These buns are packed with candied fruit and sweet spices and marked with a cross to reflect the Crucifixion. They were banned from sale in Elizabethan England on any day except Good Friday because they are so indulgent.
[11:04]
CHRISTIANITY MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE TO ME
[11:04]
HAY JUDY

me [11:05 AM]
god dammit XD
[11:05]
....literally

marie [11:05 AM]
COME OVER FOR THE SINFULLY INDULGENT DESSERT I MADE TO COMMEMORATE THE HORRIFIC UNJUST EXECUTION OF OUR LORD AND SAVIOR
[11:05]
OH MAVIS THOSE ARE SO CUTE
[11:05]
I LOVE HOW YOU DEPICTED THE MURDER WEAPON ON THEM
[11:05]
wtf??

marie [11:06 AM]
NOTHING MAKES ME THING JESUS DIED FOR OUR SINS LIKE EATING SOME CANDIED ROLLS
[11:07 AM]
SHAME WE CAN ONLY HAVE THIS SPECIAL TREAT ON THE ANNIVERSARY OF THE NIGHT JESUS CHRIST WAS BETRAYED
[11:08]
YEAH I COULD BETRAY JESUS EVERY DAY TO HAVE THESE FOR BREAKFAST
[11:08]
ok i'm done