washing the blood off my hands

I am inexplicably melancholy, so instead of writing about my day, have some quotes from it instead:


Me: *tickles Anna*
Anna: *shrieks and runs forward*
Marie: It's like a go button!

"Some children live in warzones; we are not watching Dark Knight right this instant." - Jei, on how hard our lives are that the Dark Knight Returns has not come out yet.

Jei: His face is like a pickaxe.
Marie: What?
Jei: His face is like a pickaxe.
Marie: Oh! I thought you said 'gat' and I was like, Jesus! We got some gangster shit up in here!

Marie: There was Gary Oldman and Tim Roth and --
Jei: ROSENKRANTZ AND GUILDENSTERN ARE FABULOUS?!

"I will come EAT YOUR BABIES from your TORN OPEN, USELESS WOMB!" - Marie, on insults.

Sam: I'm going to be picking up some alcohol.
Marie: BOOZAHOL! You're a drunken alcoholic...drunk...man...

Sam: (paraphrased) Biden openly supports gay marriage.
Marie: Yeah, now if only he would support the internet.

"Why must you poke me with grass?" - a very plaintive Jei, to Joe.

Jei, to Joe: You have gravity on your side!
Sam, overhearing: Who has gravity on their side?
Jei: Joe, while he's slapping me.
Anna: I would say this is abuse but I know Jei can defend eirself, so...PDA?

Sam: I want to go to England and stand on Crow's Crag and scream 'BASTARDS!'.
Anna: How many times have you been to England?
Sam: Twice.
Anna: And why didn't you do it then?
Sam: ...I don't know where Crow's Crag is.


Fairly certain I did not spell crag right.