On your manscription, aka more semi-irresponsible work chats (group chat edition!)

Me [2:16 PM]
"What Doctors Tell Their Friends About Men"
Ask your doctor if men is right for you!

alex [2:17 PM]
XD

marie [2:18 PM]
Please consult your physician before starting to use men

alex [2:18 PM]
Side effects include pregnancy, mainsplaining, and exasperation.

marie [2:18 PM]
Serious and life threatening complications have occurred

Me [2:19 PM]
One man may not produce continuous beneficial effects for the rest of your life. Consult a physician if your prescription ceases to work for you.

marie [2:19 PM]
Please discontinue use and consult a physician immediately if you develop a sudden drop in bloodpressure, shortness of breath, muscle pain with weakness, blurry vision, dizziness, or fever.

alex [2:19 PM]
So ask your doctor if you experience a driving urge to apologize for yourself or throw your man out a window.

marie [2:20 PM]
Do not use if you have ever experienced an allergic reaction to men.

alex[2:21 PM]
[image of smiling couples in bathtubs goes here]

Me [2:21 PM]
Or in bed. Or by a fireplace

alex[2:21 PM]
Or a montage

marie[2:21 PM]
http://previews.123rf.com/images/imagerymajestic/imagerymajestic0910/imagerymajestic091000100/5674065-Smiling-young-couple-in-bath-Stock-Photo-sexy.jpg (98KB)

Me [2:21 PM]
gdi not while I’m drinking!

marie[2:22 PM]
using men while drinking is just fine!

alex[2:22 PM]
“No honey both of those glasses are mine.:

marie[2:22 PM]
look at the advert!

Me [2:22 PM]
….using large amounts of alcohol in conjunction with men is not recommended.

marie[2:22 PM]
XD
use caution while driving or operating heavy machinery with men

Me [2:23 PM]
even if you have experienced no previous negative side effects, please exercise caution when using any mind-altering substance while you are also using men