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auto_destructMe [2:16 PM]
"What Doctors Tell Their Friends About Men"
Ask your doctor if men is right for you!
alex [2:17 PM]
XD
marie [2:18 PM]
Please consult your physician before starting to use men
alex [2:18 PM]
Side effects include pregnancy, mainsplaining, and exasperation.
marie [2:18 PM]
Serious and life threatening complications have occurred
Me [2:19 PM]
One man may not produce continuous beneficial effects for the rest of your life. Consult a physician if your prescription ceases to work for you.
marie [2:19 PM]
Please discontinue use and consult a physician immediately if you develop a sudden drop in bloodpressure, shortness of breath, muscle pain with weakness, blurry vision, dizziness, or fever.
alex [2:19 PM]
So ask your doctor if you experience a driving urge to apologize for yourself or throw your man out a window.
marie [2:20 PM]
Do not use if you have ever experienced an allergic reaction to men.
alex[2:21 PM]
[image of smiling couples in bathtubs goes here]
Me [2:21 PM]
Or in bed. Or by a fireplace
alex[2:21 PM]
Or a montage
marie[2:21 PM]
http://previews.123rf.com/images/imagerymajestic/imagerymajestic0910/imagerymajestic091000100/5674065-Smiling-young-couple-in-bath-Stock-Photo-sexy.jpg (98KB)
Me [2:21 PM]
gdi not while I’m drinking!
marie[2:22 PM]
using men while drinking is just fine!
alex[2:22 PM]
“No honey both of those glasses are mine.:
marie[2:22 PM]
look at the advert!
Me [2:22 PM]
….using large amounts of alcohol in conjunction with men is not recommended.
marie[2:22 PM]
XD
use caution while driving or operating heavy machinery with men
Me [2:23 PM]
even if you have experienced no previous negative side effects, please exercise caution when using any mind-altering substance while you are also using men
"What Doctors Tell Their Friends About Men"
Ask your doctor if men is right for you!
alex [2:17 PM]
XD
marie [2:18 PM]
Please consult your physician before starting to use men
alex [2:18 PM]
Side effects include pregnancy, mainsplaining, and exasperation.
marie [2:18 PM]
Serious and life threatening complications have occurred
Me [2:19 PM]
One man may not produce continuous beneficial effects for the rest of your life. Consult a physician if your prescription ceases to work for you.
marie [2:19 PM]
Please discontinue use and consult a physician immediately if you develop a sudden drop in bloodpressure, shortness of breath, muscle pain with weakness, blurry vision, dizziness, or fever.
alex [2:19 PM]
So ask your doctor if you experience a driving urge to apologize for yourself or throw your man out a window.
marie [2:20 PM]
Do not use if you have ever experienced an allergic reaction to men.
alex[2:21 PM]
[image of smiling couples in bathtubs goes here]
Me [2:21 PM]
Or in bed. Or by a fireplace
alex[2:21 PM]
Or a montage
marie[2:21 PM]
http://previews.123rf.com/images/imagerymajestic/imagerymajestic0910/imagerymajestic091000100/5674065-Smiling-young-couple-in-bath-Stock-Photo-sexy.jpg (98KB)
Me [2:21 PM]
gdi not while I’m drinking!
marie[2:22 PM]
using men while drinking is just fine!
alex[2:22 PM]
“No honey both of those glasses are mine.:
marie[2:22 PM]
look at the advert!
Me [2:22 PM]
….using large amounts of alcohol in conjunction with men is not recommended.
marie[2:22 PM]
XD
use caution while driving or operating heavy machinery with men
Me [2:23 PM]
even if you have experienced no previous negative side effects, please exercise caution when using any mind-altering substance while you are also using men