About that aforementioned Sorry I'm Not Sorry motto, I'm an asshole *thumbsup*

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Thief: I am now viewing your apt as a challenge
Thief: and if the car actually worked* i would drive down there and be like OKAY MOTHERFUCKER
Thief: .....also I would have to care more
Thief: the latter is probably a bigger hurdle than the former

Ryan: Well, if I put the giant box on the table, which I put on the bed...
Thief: XD
Thief: there, see? now you're thinking with $0 account balance!

Ryan: I don't even want to play it anymore. I just want it to WORK.
Thief: spoilers: it won't.

Thief: I definitely just inserted "motherfucker" after "Deus Ex" and am now totally convinced that the next DE game needs to be Deus Ex Motherfucker.

Ryan: I also turned the lights out so I don't have to use up all my bio-energy looking at shit.
Thief: you have been playing deus ex too long

Ryan: OH FUCK YOU
Ryan: I WAS SUPPOSED TO DIE



*the car works, it's just really unhappy right now :(

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[tomorrownevercomes]

o___o

In other news, I only have 23 hours to live, so I took a helicopter from New York to Hong Kong.

[squeemu]

so the hammering in your head don't stop in the bullet train from Tokyo to Los Angeles?