on fishing

marie: "Catch a marlin from a kayak" ISN'T A MARLIN THE SIZE OF A KAYAK
isn't a marlin basically a kayak with a sword and a face?

me [3:59 PM]
....yes
basically

marie [3:59 PM]
i'm dubious of this plan

me [3:59 PM]
no see
you catch the marlin
and then you HOLLOW IT OUT
and have a FISH KAYAK
with a sword and a face

marie [3:59 PM]
that sounds smelly and wet

me [3:59 PM]
yes, and full of blood
and likely to get you pursued and eaten by sharks
probably also not super buoyant

marie [4:00 PM]
this is the worst kayak design