on being secretly the same person

marie
[8:54 AM]
i feel like that little bouncy ball guy is what would happen if you smashed both of us together

me
[8:55 AM]
heee it's true

marie [8:55 AM]
it's like captain planet, but useless

me [8:55 AM]
full of anxiou--XD

marie
[8:55 AM]
WITH OUR POWERS COMBINED--

me [8:55 AM]
that should be our bio for MM and/or borg tailor

marie
[8:55 AM]
beep boop beep boop beep boop
"God damnit."

me
[8:56 AM]
.....I actually said that aloud like right as you typed it