Chatlog is mildly concerned

third corvid: I am not, to my knowledge, planning any sort of biological, chemical, or biochemical warfare.
third corvid: Nor to murder anyone with a teacup.
Thief: to your knowledge

Annnnd one from work earlier:

Les: Hey look at this CD. *holds up a CD called:* Fess Up When You Mess Up!
Alex: Own up when you've thrown up?
[there's a little bit of nonsensical back-and-forth between Les and Alex, including the line 'Tart up when you fart up', and then]
Les: Scoop up when you poop up!
Me: Buck up when you fuck up.

And this is why we shouldn't be left at the buy counter when there's nobody in the store.