Take a wild guess on who we're talking about

Thief: Like. I find him attractive. But I find him attractive separate from...him.
Thief: .....also the majority of people I find really attractive I don't want to sleep with anyway
Thief: I just want to like. Put them in a room and stare at them. /creeper
thisseverance: Yeah, if I ever got a chance at that, it would go like this: "Here. You are going to listen to me while I lay down the boundaries of our relationship.
thisseverance: 1. You are going to dilligently make music. A lot of the time.
thisseverance: 2. I will make you dinner and keep you in coffee. All the coffee. :|
thisseverance: 3. You WILL NOT handle me. Under any circumstances. Period.
thisseverance: 4. I do not care who else you fuck.
thisseverance: 5. You do not care who else I fuck.
thisseverance: 6. You will be shirtless, most of the time.
thisseverance: 7. You will keep your pants on.
thisseverance: 8. I mean it :|
thisseverance: 9. ...I will occasionally touch your mouth.
thisseverance: 10. Don't bite me :|
Thief: *dying*
Thief: 11. I don't want to have to get a tetanus shot