*grabby hands*

On how Christopher Lee has done an orchestral metal concept album about Charlemagne:

Thief: He's doing concept orchestral metal albums about Charlemagne. :|
Thief: concept orchestral metal albums about Charlemagne.
Thief: At ninety fucking years old.
Thief: WHEN I AM NINETY I BETTER BE THAT AWESOME D:
Thief: or a robot
Thief: that will do as well

(Aka how I will turn everything awesome into something about the singularity, at least if I excerpt the chatlog into my journal.)

Everybody, may I present my cat:

Thief: lys just jumped onto the bookcase and slid facefirst ito my fan
Thief: and is unfazed
Riley: Oh Lysander.
Thief: I don't think he registers head trauma anymore
Thief: because he is a bro
Thief: and headbutts everything
Thief: and slides headfirst into everything else