riffing off a thing we saw on tumblr

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Thief: WHY IS MAX MAD? MAX LIVES IN A DYSTOPIAN WASTELAND
Squeem: XDDD
Squeem: I really fucking want that as a children’s comic
Squeem: and or book
Squeem: WHY IS MAX MAD?
Squeem: MAX LIVES IN A DYSTOPIAN WASTELAND
Squeem: MAX IS MADE BECAUSE HE IS TIED TO A SPEEDING CAR
Squeem: *MAD
Squeem: WHO IS THIS?
Thief: MAX IS MAD BECAUSE THE WARBOY IS STEALING HIS CAR AND HIS BLOOD
Squeem: FURIOSA
Thief: oh my GOD
Squeem: FURIOSA IS ANGRY
Squeem: WHY IS FURIOSA ANGRY?
Thief: FURIOSA IS FURIOUS
Squeem: yessssss
Thief: FURIOSA IS MAD AT HOW IMMORTAN JOE TREATS HIS WIVES AND THE WORLD
Squeem: yesssss
Squeem: FURIOSA IS HELPING THEM ESCAPE
Squeem: *shot of her tearing through the desert in her rig, determined furious look on her face*
Squeem: like
Squeem: this would be fucking amazing
Thief: FURIOSA DRIVES A WAR RIG. IT IS BIGGER THAN MAX'S CAR.
Thief: MAX IS NOT VERY MAD ABOUT THAT.
Squeem: YESSSS
Squeem: oh my god I need this in my life
Thief: THIS IS NUX. NUX SUCKS.
Squeem: hahahaha
Squeem: NUX DOES NOT THINK HE SUCKS
Squeem: BUT HE DOES.
Thief: NUX THINKS HE IS AWAITED
Thief: AWAITED WHERE? WHY, VALHALLA OF COURSE.
Thief: IMMORTAN JOE TOLD HIM SO
Thief: VALHALLA IS SHINY AND CHROME