on birds

Squeem: I dont understand how birds survive in the winter
Thief: XD
Thief: magic bird powers

On Chuck Tingle*

Brooke: Why does he have an eight-pack?
Me: That's what you're focusing on.
Brooke: But...he has an eight-pack! That's not humanly possible!
Gene: Well, he's a jet plane!

(a little while later)

Gene: There aren't any rules!


*...just google him if you don't know. uh, nsfw