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The situation: We have just exited a vietnamese place with a very full container of pho. D gets in thee car and puts it on the dashboard for a moment to rearrange some stuff.

D: And this...*grabs the pho* needs to not be there.
Me: Yeah. That could spill alllll over the electronics!
D: "What happened to you car, D" "Oh, I--I PHO-ked up." *trollface*
Me: If you weren't holding a bucket of pho right now I would push you out of the car.

(I wrote this on my phone in a moving car. Excuse any typos I missed.)