I may have just spent my entire evening watching the youbutts and forgetting about dinner >.>

Brooke, at 11:57pm: L. L! Food for your face!
Me: rrrrrrrrrrrrrr--
Brooke: Fadefuce
Me: -- did you just say 'fadefuce'?
Brooke: Yes. Yes I did.

Brooke: No! No no no no no!
Me: What, I can't see it from here.
Brooke: That's a coconut crab.
Me: Oh! Yeah.
Brooke: Every day I learn about a new animal.
Brooke: *googles images of coconut crabs*
Brooke: No! NOPE. FUCK THAT.