Literal out of context theatre, and one of the usual out of context theatres

Squeem: -- trackpad, why do you never work anymore
Thief: yes
Thief: because it hates you
Thief: alternately it is mad about gopperts
Squeem: IT IS CHEATING ON ME
Squeem: but I thought we were soulmaaaaates
Thief: you have very strange relationships in your life, Squeem
Squeem: it saw me cutting bread with someone else

Squeem: Iceland is neutral!
Squeem: It's so neutral it doesn't have its own military but borrows other country's.
Squeem: It's Canada's turn this year, which is the only reason I know about it
Thief: I feel like that's not neutral, that's just like.
Thief: Mooching