Everybody, may I present my cat:

[auto_destruct]

Thief: lys just jumped onto the bookcase and slid facefirst ito my fan
Thief: and is unfazed
Riley: Oh Lysander.
Thief: I don't think he registers head trauma anymore
Thief: because he is a bro
Thief: and headbutts everything
Thief: and slides headfirst into everything else

Comments

[coffeevore]

Cats are just like that. They just don't care about getting hit in the face/head nearly as much as you care about accidentally hitting them in the face/head.

[thiefofvoices]

Pretty much. This guy's just worse than all the other cats I've had. Likely because he's a kitten. Sorta.

...lulz alt account commenting, whoops.