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Brooke, reading the internet: But is it really living 'tiny and simply' if you have an entire village of tiny houses?
Me: Yes?
Brooke: ...to yourself?
Me: No.

Also, from earlier, talking about fuckboys:

Me: But Brooke, he's such a Nice Guy!
Brooke, deadpan: I'll rip his dick off.