Cat Names: the Reckoning (aka I am really boring)

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Lysander: Beast, Donscuit (because he is a mafia don of literal shit) (this cat poops a lot okay).

Vanellope Von Katz (aka roomie's new kitten): Vanilli, Nilli, Nilli Bean, Willy-nilli, Beanie Baby.

At this rate none of the cats are going to know their actual names within a year. And yes, I now have two kittens in my life. :D :D