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Marie: Why are you not playing this right now?
Brooke: Because I'm knitting and listening to horror?
Marie: But you could be playing Sushi Cat and wasting your life!
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Brooke: Fine, don't have any milk! I'm so upset with you!
Me: Are you playing Stardew Valley?
Brooke: No.
Me: ...
Brooke: CHICKENS! WHY NO EGGS, BAWKERINA?!
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Brooke: L, I want to live in a castle.

Narrator of the TV show we're watching about castles: It takes a certain type of person to want to live in a castle.

Me: This TV show is judging you.

on donkeys

Jun. 2nd, 2016 10:04 am
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marie[10:03 AM]
right don’t you want like six?

me [10:03 AM]
no
they are kinda mean
aren’t they?

alex[10:03 AM]
Donkeys, men, or Catholics?

me [10:03 AM]
…donkeys
I know about men and Catholics
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Me [2:16 PM]
"What Doctors Tell Their Friends About Men"
Ask your doctor if men is right for you!

alex [2:17 PM]
XD

marie [2:18 PM]
Please consult your physician before starting to use men

alex [2:18 PM]
Side effects include pregnancy, mainsplaining, and exasperation.

marie [2:18 PM]
Serious and life threatening complications have occurred

Me [2:19 PM]
One man may not produce continuous beneficial effects for the rest of your life. Consult a physician if your prescription ceases to work for you.

marie [2:19 PM]
Please discontinue use and consult a physician immediately if you develop a sudden drop in bloodpressure, shortness of breath, muscle pain with weakness, blurry vision, dizziness, or fever.

alex [2:19 PM]
So ask your doctor if you experience a driving urge to apologize for yourself or throw your man out a window.

marie [2:20 PM]
Do not use if you have ever experienced an allergic reaction to men.

alex[2:21 PM]
[image of smiling couples in bathtubs goes here]

Me [2:21 PM]
Or in bed. Or by a fireplace

alex[2:21 PM]
Or a montage

marie[2:21 PM]
http://previews.123rf.com/images/imagerymajestic/imagerymajestic0910/imagerymajestic091000100/5674065-Smiling-young-couple-in-bath-Stock-Photo-sexy.jpg (98KB)

Me [2:21 PM]
gdi not while I’m drinking!

marie[2:22 PM]
using men while drinking is just fine!

alex[2:22 PM]
“No honey both of those glasses are mine.:

marie[2:22 PM]
look at the advert!

Me [2:22 PM]
….using large amounts of alcohol in conjunction with men is not recommended.

marie[2:22 PM]
XD
use caution while driving or operating heavy machinery with men

Me [2:23 PM]
even if you have experienced no previous negative side effects, please exercise caution when using any mind-altering substance while you are also using men
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Brooke: Feel the powah...of the showah!
Me: Oh my god
Brooke: I'm sorry. ...Not that sorry.
Me: You're not even a little sorry.
Brooke: No, not really.
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Me [12:22]
“you see, I’ve been very uh, lonely in my indecipherable tower of mistakes” <— a sample from this song

marie [12:22 PM]
Ok rory.

me [12:22 PM]
haha!

marie [12:22 PM]
I’m sure you have

me [12:22 PM]
actually he’s not as a general rule.
rory is a bad introvert
he has too many friends

marie [12:22 PM]
Maybe you could fix that by keeping A: your foot and B: anyone else’s dick out of your mouth
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Brooke, reading the internet: But is it really living 'tiny and simply' if you have an entire village of tiny houses?
Me: Yes?
Brooke: ...to yourself?
Me: No.

Also, from earlier, talking about fuckboys:

Me: But Brooke, he's such a Nice Guy!
Brooke, deadpan: I'll rip his dick off.
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Thief: WHY IS MAX MAD? MAX LIVES IN A DYSTOPIAN WASTELAND
Squeem: XDDD
Squeem: I really fucking want that as a children’s comic
Squeem: and or book
Squeem: WHY IS MAX MAD?
Squeem: MAX LIVES IN A DYSTOPIAN WASTELAND
Squeem: MAX IS MADE BECAUSE HE IS TIED TO A SPEEDING CAR
Squeem: *MAD
Squeem: WHO IS THIS?
Thief: MAX IS MAD BECAUSE THE WARBOY IS STEALING HIS CAR AND HIS BLOOD
Squeem: FURIOSA
Thief: oh my GOD
Squeem: FURIOSA IS ANGRY
Squeem: WHY IS FURIOSA ANGRY?
Thief: FURIOSA IS FURIOUS
Squeem: yessssss
Thief: FURIOSA IS MAD AT HOW IMMORTAN JOE TREATS HIS WIVES AND THE WORLD
Squeem: yesssss
Squeem: FURIOSA IS HELPING THEM ESCAPE
Squeem: *shot of her tearing through the desert in her rig, determined furious look on her face*
Squeem: like
Squeem: this would be fucking amazing
Thief: FURIOSA DRIVES A WAR RIG. IT IS BIGGER THAN MAX'S CAR.
Thief: MAX IS NOT VERY MAD ABOUT THAT.
Squeem: YESSSS
Squeem: oh my god I need this in my life
Thief: THIS IS NUX. NUX SUCKS.
Squeem: hahahaha
Squeem: NUX DOES NOT THINK HE SUCKS
Squeem: BUT HE DOES.
Thief: NUX THINKS HE IS AWAITED
Thief: AWAITED WHERE? WHY, VALHALLA OF COURSE.
Thief: IMMORTAN JOE TOLD HIM SO
Thief: VALHALLA IS SHINY AND CHROME
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Brooke: *goes to bed*
Brooke: *comes back out a couple minutes later, sits down, opens computer back up*
Me: ....
Brooke: I don't know why I'm compulsively back out here.
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Brooke: *come out of their room to say one last thing on the conversation we were having*
Meemo: *walks up and squeaks quietly*
Brooke: What? Are you saying I need to get my ass to bed?
Meemo: MRI-AAA!

on hygiene

Dec. 7th, 2015 09:37 pm
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Brooke: Do you ever have those moments when you're sitting there and you realize you haven't showered in awhile.
Me: Yup.
Brooke: And you can't remember the last time you showered.
Me: Mmmmhm.
Brooke: And then you're like, I need to take a shower.
Me: Yeah. We're gross.
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Thief: hmmmm I iwll have to look again when I have stuff. uh. my netbook. open.
Thief: that
Squeem: it used to be on… my… thing.
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Lysander: Beasting (pr BEEsting with that emphasis), LysanDERcat

Khan: Toastface Killah
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Squeem: I am a sane individual, do not judge me 8|
Thief: XD
Thief: i think this is a false
Squeem: LIES, I have science powers
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Squeem, talking about what snippets of Angelspeakers I should put in inkstorm: or see what people’s reaction is to the capture/village people (hahahahaha village people -___-)
Thief: XD XD
Thief: YOUNG MAN
Thief: THERE ARE DEER IN THE TOWN
Squeem: omg *dies*
Thief: I SAID YOUNG MAN
Squeem: *dying*
Thief: LOTS OF DEER ALL AROUND
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So last night I missed a call from my dad as I was walking D out of the house to say bye and lock the doors behind her. I tried to call him back right away when I got back inside, to no avail; he didn't pick up despite me having called him five minutes earlier.

Dad's automated phone message: I'm sorry, this number is not available at the moment!
Me, to phone: Yeah, not available despite the fact that it called me literally five minutes ago!
Brooke, in the other room: Did your dad not pick up?
Me: *indignantly* No!
Brooke: ....you guys are so alike.

A bit later:

Brooke: He was probably calling to tell you about the moon!
The voicemail Dad left me: "Hi [legalname], I hope you're out looking at the moon! Love you, Dad!
Me: ....he was totally calling to tell me about the moon.


He did eventually call me back after he was done looking at the moon, and we chatted for a little while, but still. Brooke has met my dad all of like three times. That is how strong the family resemblance in our mannerisms are. XD

cats 8|

Sep. 7th, 2015 11:32 pm
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Bean: *scraping sadly at the floor around the chair*
Me: Bean. What are you doing? *goes to investigate* Oh, did you lose your ball under the chair? *whaps it out from under the chair for her*
Bean: *immediately begins flicking it joyously around the house*
Ball: *jingles because sadists made these things with bells in them*
Me: I immediately regret getting this ball for you.
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Marie Raven: kirk actually finds the horse companion more useful
Marie Raven: the horse is also wearing way more clothes than her
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Brooke: If anyone pees on me, I will rip their dick off.
Marie: What if they don't have a dick, Brooke? What then?
Brooke: Then...things will get a little more...intrusive.

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